Guys, my parents have mysteriously disappeared. Like I woke up this morning and they were just gone. My Dad leaves for work around 7:30 so it would be reasonable to assume he just left a bit early but usually my Mom doesn’t leave until like 8:30 so now I’m just confused. Where could she have gone? What’s happened to her? Should I be concerned? There is no note explaining her absence. Confusion reigns.
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
#Programming in movies vs. programming in real life
Okay so ellipsisobsessed tagged me which was very nice of her because I do so enjoy these things and I needed something to calm me down after my VERY ANNOYING morning. But there’s gonna be a read more because this thing is enormous.
Khal Drogo was having so much fun in this scene. Just like “haha that’s my wife look at her she’s so kickass. I laugh at all you lowly beings my wife is better than all of you.”
I will reblog this everyday
Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.
People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings.
Before buildings they went into the woods and ignored other people.
oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old
This should be a wake-up call to her parents.
She obviously needs help.
Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls,
and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles.
You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle
with goat or lamb blood,
and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick.
This is great way to to teach your child early on
about geometry and foreign languages.
Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard
dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING
Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time.
She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl
Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now:
There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be.
If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say.
Here kid, i drew you a new pal. You summoned a demon, you got one. Sorry i couldn’t put more time into this sketch but his name is Bill.
I love everything about this post
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